I've been waiting for this special moment, and now that it's here I begin with my heartfelt thanks for the joy and happiness you give me and all who know you.

The other day you and a friend had a conversation involving gawd.  Naturally, the issue of profanity came up because in our neck of the woods the profaned is God.  I chose from a dozen or so such euphemisms to illustrate how prevalent their use is in our society.